After waking up in a cold sweat and realizing there was nowhere within 500 miles with a honey butter chicken biscuit, I came up with this. With your help, me and millions of others like me - who suffer from not being able to get a honey butter chicken biscuit, #4 with onion rings, or even a Honey BBQ Chicken Strip Sandwich - can be cured!
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